A friend of mine recently achieved a major weight loss. It involved tremendous willpower, daily gym visits and more self denial than I will ever be capable of. But here’s the fun part: it also involved a cocktail, which she has aptly christened the Diva Special and given me permission to share with you.

In a tall glass with ice, pour:

• triple shot of vodka, preferably the good stuff, but whatever you have on hand will do
• splash of cranberry juice

Add enough club soda to fill the glass, and a wedge of lime.

Swizzle and sip.

I’ve noticed this tastes even better when I’m wearing red shoes and large stones, by the way. Just sayin’.