NEW FEATURE: Become the mistress of your domain with “Your Kitchen”
In the coming weeks, I will boldly go where no slattern has gone before with the inauguration of a new feature, Your Kitchen. This page will feature exciting and innovative ways to master the most onerous of the domestic domains by reducing painful cooking and cleaning time that could be better spent in more pleasurable pursuits. You know the kinds of things I mean – watching I Love Lucy reruns, inventorying your shoes, painting your toenails, or passive-aggressively nagging your better half for being such a monumental failure at Spacely Sprockets that you can’t afford to enlarge your domestic staff of robots. Should be fun!