Hey Hey Paula, I wanna move next door to you

What is it about Paula Deen? Is it the accent? The hair? The butteranoerl? Maybe it’s the openly unhinged-ness of it all. Witness:

Apparently it’s all the romantical gnawing and the bone sucking.

But then there’s this, girlfriend:

I love her. After about teeyen minits ah staht talkin’ lahk thayat. Reeeel slow lahk.

No kidding, I could watch this stuff for days.  I defy you to stop once you get started. Just make sure you trash the Krispy Kremes and deep six the bacon before you open the vein and jack into the matrix, folks.

About WSW

Writer, wife, mother. Toiler in the bottomless, black, soul-sucking coal mine of domestic life. Thank God for the portable bar.

Posted on December 27, 2011, in TV Cooks, Words to live by and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.

  1. I don’t know about the whole “bone sucking” thing….

  2. It’s the deep fried cheesecake that gets me. Is she using her power for good or evil there? Sometimes the two are virtually indistinguishable.

  3. For me, it’s also her brown fur apron – gift of a male friend…she pats it.

    And, if you are ever in Savannah, do make the effort to wait in line to reserve a table to eat in her restaurant…..and order the buffet! Good times.

  1. Pingback: Lobster Mac and Cheese: The end of civilization as we know it? I think so. | Kitchen Slattern

  2. Pingback: Busted! « Kitchen Slattern

  3. Pingback: Keith Floyd: Mussel Man Extraordinaire « Kitchen Slattern

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: