It’s amateur night. Take ‘er easy folks.

I like to have a martini,

Two at the very most.

After three I’m under the table,

after four I’m under my host.

~Dorothy Parker

Posted on December 31, 2011, in Words to live by. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. It’s already tattooed on my back.

  2. I’m having this engraved on my tombstone.

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