Sandy part deux
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the Slattern’s Kitchen…
You thought I was done with Sandra Lee, didn’t you? Well at the suggestion of my new BFF, Baker Bettie, I had a look at the video of Sandy’s “war crime” (in the words of Anthony Bourdain), aka the Kwanzaa cake, and I feel compelled to share. Now, I don’t know how I managed to miss this, but it is absolutely mesmerizing in its repulsiveness. Look:
Is it the poisonous acorns (no they are NOT edible)? The revolting canned icing? The glutinous apple pie filling from the can? Hard to say. And I should know by now; I’ve already watched the damned thing six times. The horror, the horror…
Posted on January 17, 2012, in The easy way and tagged Drink and Food, Humor/Commentary, kwanzaa cake, Sandra Lee. Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.
Kitchen Slattern 
And did I mention, it is hideous? Those fat, out of scale candles are just so wrong.
I know! The perfect presentation for this gastric napalm.
That is the most foul thing I have ever seen. Seriously? Chocolate frosting with apple? Bleh.
Corn nuts? Well now it all makes sense.
I think she meant to say “corn nuts”. I think she is putting corn nuts on that cake. I’m not sure which is more disgusting.
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