I tried to do make these delicate little sugared violets once…totally blew my serenity and I ended up swearing like a sailor. Over violets, for Christssake.
Candied violets belong with gold foil on food. Violets are flowers, not a garnish. Gold is to be used to puchase things, like cakes without candied violets.
I stick my finger in the vinaigrette to check the taste, add more vinegar, then stick the same finger in again. Sometimes I use a lettuce leaf, but not usually. You know you do it, too.
I make cakes from scratch but almost never use more than one bowl. That business about blending wet and dry ingredients separately is bullshit. One cake, one bowl. Why wash two? I have my suspicions about the role of Big Dish Soap in this.
I believe you can eat well with a lot less effort than you think, and if you drink more than is generally considered advisable while doing it, that's strictly between you and Mssrs Moet and Chandon.
I believe that the extra pain, suffering and time it takes to do any household task well is wasted once you get to well enough.
I believe you might as well be drunk if you're going to vacuum, and you should be if you're going to clean the toilet.
If you're interested, I've got opinions on just about everything else.
I am a kitchen slattern, and if you hang around here long enough you might be, too.
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So what are the Necco Wafers of the underbred? And don’t say, “Pez.”
Necco Wafers, silly!
I tried to do make these delicate little sugared violets once…totally blew my serenity and I ended up swearing like a sailor. Over violets, for Christssake.
That you even tried is a testament to your character. Though what it says about your sanity….;)
Candied violets belong with gold foil on food. Violets are flowers, not a garnish. Gold is to be used to puchase things, like cakes without candied violets.
Overbred?! Do you know who my father is?!
Of course I do. We were at school together, old man.
You’re right…But I had started drinking then remember? That’s where the spiraling started.