It’s not a facelift — just a little tweak
It has been pointed out to me on more than one occasion that the Kitchen Slattern has begun to look a bit rough. The site, I mean, though given the steel cage death match I am currently involved in with our recalcitrant contractor, I suspect that if I dared gaze in the mirror, I would conclude the same could be said of me — provided of course I could get a good look before it shattered. In any case, I decided to clean up my virtual closet as it were, et voila, the new improved, streamlined slattern.
New wrapper, same old box of crazy.
Posted on July 18, 2012, in Life and times, The Slattern Speaks and tagged Facelift, Humor, Plastic surgery. Bookmark the permalink. 14 Comments.
I love the new look.
Thanks!
Well I’m ok with the change as long as you stay true to your game and bring it with every post, making this glutton laugh. 😉
EVERY post?
well i guess not every post, but my memories are always smiling and laughing when reading your musing. 🙂
Amazing what a new outfi…erm…theme can do! I just updated mine too. 🙂 Spring cleaning has got nothing on summer improvements!
Looking very sharp, Audrey. Love it! Now one question: do you really pack a silver dress and a gold one on vacation? You don’t fool around when it comes to holiday attire, my friend.
Oh well thank you, and right back at ya!
I’m going to some very fine dining establishments on Maui with a bunch of girlfriends and the plan is to look fierce so pressure is on! I’m swapping out for a green number and little black dress now though. 🙂 And wicked heels, but you knew that part already!
Here’s hoping that your contractor is suddenly inspired to be this efficient and effective. If not, hit him in the head with his shovel.
You have read my mind.
Botox for the blog?
Yes. And a local anesthetic for me, please.
NICE! And I’m sure you look fabulous. Now, the site does too. I can’t wait to do the same thing to mine!
You will enjoy the energy surge that comes from the purge.