Prancercise me! Wow. How did I miss this?
Okay, I realize you have probably already seen this Prancercise workout video. It’s got five million hits on YouTube (I can personally account for at least three dozen), and its viralization has been endlessly covered from the Today Show to the HuffPo. But I have got to say that this is the weirdest shit I have seen (outside a lock-down ward) in a very long time, and I would be remiss if I didn’t point it out to you on the off chance it had escaped your notice.
Remember that weird kid in first grade who ate paste? I think we’ve finally found out what became of her.
Posted on June 3, 2013, in Weird Weird Weird and tagged celebrities, Entertainment, Humor, paste, Prancercise, Slattern, Weighted clothing, weird kid, YouTube. Bookmark the permalink. 26 Comments.
Kitchen Slattern 
Let it never be said that you can’t rock a wig, a sweater set and a camel toe in the name of fitness.
Or in the name of cheap entertainment and 15 minutes of fame, if needs be.
I haven’t seen this and I’m not sure I want to see it again. Seriously was she on shrooms when this was filmed? Gutsy to be doing this on a golf course though. If I was there I’d be aiming for her head instead of the fairway.
A change in outfits would be recommended too.
It’s all about the bling and the stretch pants. And the wig. I cannot get enough of this.
Oh my word!!! Haaa how ridiculous
You’re not prancing?
Never…
Oh my achin’ shin splints. This woman scares the crap outta me but I think the soundtrack might have a chance. Do they have elevators in Florida?
I don’t know about elevators, but apparently their standards for involuntary commitment could be tightened up.
Now I’m going to have to totally rethink my jewelry choices when I exercise.
As long as your wig stays on straight it’s all good.
OMG that is too funny, thanks for sharing as I would definitely have missed it.
You’re welcome. Prance on.
My life has been changed forever. I think she already has a Gospel album and is the featured performer at Preacher Bob’s Revival Review.
Prancin’ for the lord. WHAT a concept.
John, i thought she was wearing a codpiece, which would be especially weird.
As for eating the paste, well her aim wasn’t too good. Most of it ended up in her hair.
And can someone tell her to get the footpath fixed? She’ll bust an ankle sooner or later.
I believe she’s in a public park. Much of Florida, in my experience, looks like that. Actually I think it’s the perfect setting for this kind of activity — deserted but for the odd serial killer, cannibal and bath salts sniffer, all of whom would be too frightened by the spectacle of Mrs Paste and her prancing to mess with her. Giddyup!
If she’s in florida, can’t she be arrested for frightening the gators?
She’s HYPNOTIZING the gators, Dunc.
Sorry, silly me. Is that like those weird sects that go in for snake handling? I’m in a position of ignorance here, and that’s not something I often admit toI can tell you.
KS, you are seriously trying to drive me batshit crazy. I’ve avoided that video every time it showed somewhere on the net. First the weights aren’t heavy enough and there’s no deep water around. If she has kids I know where they show up, on those annoying Allstate Insurance ads where some guy asks kids if it’s better to be fast or slow rich or poor.. the little spawn toe the party line and pick the morally wrong one. In re camel toe: really don’t want to go there, ever, not ever.
The sanest thing I’m likely to hear all day.
Wendie, you know I’m in China right now. I might get locked up for watching this kind of thing.
Better locked up than locked down. Trust me. 😉
gotta love the camel toe
Thank you so much for calling my attention to that.