I stick my finger in the vinaigrette to check the taste, add more vinegar, then stick the same finger in again. Sometimes I use a lettuce leaf, but not usually. You know you do it, too.
I make cakes from scratch but almost never use more than one bowl. That business about blending wet and dry ingredients separately is bullshit. One cake, one bowl. Why wash two? I have my suspicions about the role of Big Dish Soap in this.
I believe you can eat well with a lot less effort than you think, and if you drink more than is generally considered advisable while doing it, that's strictly between you and Mssrs Moet and Chandon.
I believe that the extra pain, suffering and time it takes to do any household task well is wasted once you get to well enough.
I believe you might as well be drunk if you're going to vacuum, and you should be if you're going to clean the toilet.
If you're interested, I've got opinions on just about everything else.
I am a kitchen slattern, and if you hang around here long enough you might be, too.
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I’m thinking all three are kind of counter-productive to each other, but I’m willing to give them a try. Must I do them in order, though?
How can you possibly pull yourself together without a drink, Susan?
You have a point there, Wendie. Although I have to say, every time I read one of your posts I do feel the urge to make myself a martini.
Exactly my point.
I’m with Tom… No lip stick
At least put on the slip.
Okay, but no lipstick.
Aw c’mon, Tom.
Okay, maybe a flannel nightie. Nothing lacy I’m not that kinky.