Get slatternly for Christmas!

kitchen_slattern_martha_t_shirt_2-rdc83c521a2ca4db486d653d97ce24583_8nhmi_324If you’re like me — not in the dipsomaniacal sense, but when it comes to holiday shopping, I mean — the annual ordeal of trolling overheated, overcrowded, over-illuminated shopping malls in an endless quest for that perfect gift for your nearest and dearest long ago lost its appeal. Especially since the authorities got all cranked up about people, and by that I mean me, driving after a cocktail or two.

So why not embrace the Slattern’s holiday strategy and click on over to Zazzle for slattern-themed gifts sure to please even the grouchiest, grinchiest folks on your gift list? Think about it! How much would your mother-in-law love a “Martha Stewart makes my ass ache” apron? Wouldn’t your Type A sister love sipping the morning jolt from a Kitchen Slattern mug or riding with pride courtesy of her Slattern bumpersticker? I thought so.

So save yourself a trip to hell and scoot on over to the Slattern gift shop. And have another Sazerac, why don’t you?

About WSW

Writer, wife, mother. Toiler in the bottomless, black, soul-sucking coal mine of domestic life. Thank God for the portable bar.

Posted on December 12, 2013, in The easy way and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. My ass is now aching for all the right reasons – just got back from the gym. I still can’t get over how you’re selling your own logo wear. I sell this stuff for a living!

  2. Martha makes every cook’s ass ache. She’s a automaton designed to oppress women while making money off them.

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