I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
~Dorothy Parker
It’s amateur night. Take ‘er easy folks.
Posted on December 31, 2011, in Words to live by. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.
Kitchen Slattern 
It’s already tattooed on my back.
I’m having this engraved on my tombstone.