Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.
— Elizabeth Taylor
The slattern’s cure for what ails you…
Posted on August 8, 2013, in Friendly Advice and tagged drink, Kitchen Slattern, Slattern. Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.
Kitchen Slattern 
I’m thinking all three are kind of counter-productive to each other, but I’m willing to give them a try. Must I do them in order, though?
How can you possibly pull yourself together without a drink, Susan?
You have a point there, Wendie. Although I have to say, every time I read one of your posts I do feel the urge to make myself a martini.
Exactly my point.
I’m with Tom… No lip stick
At least put on the slip.
Okay, but no lipstick.
Aw c’mon, Tom.
Okay, maybe a flannel nightie. Nothing lacy I’m not that kinky.